1.- WTF!
The most repeated sentence in code reviews
Posted Image

2.- It works in my machine!
We all have used this one when blamed for some error

3.- D’oh!
– Hi Homer, have you removed the debug code from production?
Posted Image

4.- It will be ready tomorrow.
The problem with this sentence is that we use it again the next day, and the next day, and the next day.

5.- Have you tried turning it off and on again?
The TV series ,The It Crowd  have helped to make this one even more popular

6.- Why?
Why do we keep asking why?

7.- Is not a bug, it’s a feature.
– It restarts twice a day?!! Well that makes sure that the temporary files get deleted!
Posted Image

8.- That code is crap.
All code is crap except mine.

9.- My code is compiling
Posted Image

10.- No, I don’t know how to fix the microwave.
For some reason, non technical people use to think that every thing with buttons can be fixed by a programmer